Virus In Training


Ten Star Hotel by mozey
May 12, 2008, 6:34 pm
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wall, larry wall by mozey
May 2, 2008, 5:57 am
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This clip was created using clipmann.com

This really wont make any sense unless you know about geek code!.



Random post redirect to a given category by mozey
January 21, 2008, 4:48 am
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Okay, so matt’s plugin Random Redirect is really cool if you have a photo/coolstuff type blog and you want people to click on a button and be redirected to a random post. But what if, you have also a bunch of “side note” type posts that you do not want to consume your lunch time reader’s attention with? like updates, how good the last movie was?.

Here is a REALLY quick hack that will alter Random Redirect to show only the content of ONE category. Then, all you need to do is to make sure you create an “umbrella” category which contains all of your pictures/whatever and Random Redirect will look only in there.

- Edit -> random-redirect.php

- Set the variable, $random_id as such: ( Replace the wp_term_relationships.term_taxonomy_id is equal to your category id that you want the search to be done against).

$random_id = $wpdb->get_var( "SELECT wp_posts.ID FROM $wpdb->posts, wp_term_relationships WHERE wp_posts.post_type = 'post' AND wp_posts.post_password = '' AND wp_posts.post_status = 'publish' AND wp_posts.ID = wp_term_relationships.object_id AND wp_term_relationships.term_taxonomy_id = 1 ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1");

Save and DONE!

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update:
here is the full code part of the plugin, i tried copying and pasting the whole thing, but wordpress kept on chopping off some stuff!. I’ll put it for download somewhere if its really not working!.
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function matt_random_redirect() {
global $wpdb;
$random_id = $wpdb->get_var( "SELECT wp_posts.ID FROM $wpdb->posts, wp_term_relationships WHERE wp_posts.post_type = 'post' AND wp_posts.post_password = '' AND wp_posts.post_status = 'publish' AND wp_posts.ID = wp_term_relationships.object_id AND wp_term_relationships.term_taxonomy_id = 1 ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 1");
wp_redirect( get_permalink( $random_id ) );
exit;
}

if ( isset( $_GET[‘random’] ) )
add_action( ‘template_redirect’, ‘matt_random_redirect’ );



What if david was a modern day man by mozey
December 10, 2007, 10:32 pm
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He would like this and PROBABLY would be a sysadmin. One of those guys REALLY HATES windows. Oh yeahh, his nick name would be, D_MAN_78.

If Statue David Was A Modern Day Man

Didsclaimer: I am a sys-admin!, and i do hate windows. SO you know!, smile!, your allowed to hit on your own gang.



Mom, Dad, There is a shark behind you! by mozey
November 28, 2007, 4:06 pm
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Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a pic of his mum and dad in all their gear so got the under water camera on the go.When it came to taking the pic the dad realized that the son look like he was panicking as he took it and gave the ‘OK’ hand sign to see if he was alright.

The son took the pic and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely shitting himself.

When the parents asked why , he said ‘there was a shark behind you’ and the dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true and that they wouldn’t believe him if he told them what it was.. As soon as they got back to the hotel they put the pic onto the laptop and this is what they saw


Shark behind family

I also used clipmann.com to animate a lul!,

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UPDATE:

Yeahh, no good!, this image HAS been photoshoped, i did copy and past the forward from my GF. So its not even original material. Here is the picture of the shark BEFORE it has been pasted into our diver’s back ground.

shark.jpeg



arnold scherzinger before and after by mozey
October 5, 2007, 5:13 pm
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This animated gif was created at clipmann.com, (you can create your lulz with HUGE selection of fonts, animate your lulz as a gif, OR get them as a comic strip. WITH YOUR OWN WATERMARKS)

arnold scechinagor



Funny news paper ads by mozey
October 2, 2007, 7:02 pm
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 Mmmm, i think i may go with the one week old turkey with the half bitten drumstick!. Funny news paper ads, bloopers or not, these advertisments are so halarious




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