Virus In Training


Help, there is a snake in my computer [FUNNY PICS] by mozey
September 28, 2007, 2:58 pm
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This is an actual support case where a computer stopped working!!!!, cause there is a snake in it. I dont claim to know the techies who went through this!!, but i got the forward. Funny stuff people, Funny stuff.

snake found inside of my computer tower

Garden snake out of computer support case

Snake head out of computer fan support case fix my computer

snake found in power supply of a computer

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Beautiful origami paper art by mozey
April 13, 2007, 11:53 pm
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I cant claim that all of this is is not traditional origami, but it really is dazzling. Again i got almost all of them from an email forward, i have NO IDEA WHO DESIGNED THEM!. I just wanted to make sure people get to see them.

Paper artpaper artnice paper worknice paper artpaper art sexy paper worksexy paper artpaper artpaper artbig house paper artpaper art castlefalling man paper artlittle castle paper work very nicepaper-artBeautiful-origami-paper-artBeautiful-origami-paper-artnice-paper-artpaper-art-nicepaperpaper-art-origamiorigamiorigamipaperartamazing-looking-paper-artpaper artpaper artpaper artpaper art



wordpress.com one million blog mark at may 10th by mozey
April 10, 2007, 11:03 pm
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As of today, April 10th, around noonish GMT. There are 851,462 wordpress blogs. Meaning, we need 148,538 more blogs to reach the 1 MILLION blog mark. In this post i will attempt to do a half a55ed stab to guess as to when this will take place.

Blog creation and deletion per day against time should be the two variables we need, both could be found here. Naturally, i’m going to base my estimate based on today’s graphs:

blog deletionblogstats

Now, i’m too lazy to actually work out best fit line and estimate the way the function grows and then integrate it with somewhat of a sharp confidence intervals, SO i’m just going to draw how i THINK these graphs will look like in the future, get some average points on times that i picked out of a hat!, and i get this:

prediction of blog deletionblog growth

OKAY, doing a little bit of math and we’ll get our answer.

Days left for 1 million blog mark = average number of sign-ups a day – average number of deletion a day / 148538

Dayts left for 1 million blog mark is = 148538 / (3963 – 280) = 40 days (after rounding down from 40.331)

Which means that on may 10th of 2007, wordpress.com’s blog count will be one MILLION blog

I CANNOT START describing how horried the math that i just did is!, some of you are thanking your dear lord that i’m not doing this for living 🙂 BUT COMMON, there is’nt much to do around the office today, and i was reminiscing about first year math!.



GPS cellphone location application in beta by mozey
March 26, 2007, 6:39 pm
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THATS RIGHT, i cant believe how much of an invation of privacy this is. sat-gps-locate.com is an online application in beta which will TELL you the location of a cellphone holder based on thier phone number.

IT is in beta right now, so i guess it would’nt be accurate, worked for my example tho!.

mobile cellphone tracking, works on sending broadcast singles of two cellphone towersfind the place of someone with a cellphone knowing thier cellphone number



operating system moscot war apple penguin windows and beastie by mozey
March 14, 2007, 7:19 pm
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PEOPLE, PLEASE CHECK OUT MY NEW BLOG.

Okay, so OS’s have been taking stabs at each other for ever. And they will continue to do so!. So i spent some time to look up some funny graphics of these “stabes”.

I’m sure that are plenty more, and i hope that i will have many more to come. I COULD’NT FIND ANYTHING for solaris!, let meknow peolpe!.

beastie-breaking-windowsfreebsd-beastie-does-linuxfreebsd-beastie-kills-linuxbill-gates-bitten-linuxbill-gates-stealing-maclinux log in a mac logosome other funny picture with linux and vistawindows trojan going into an apple’s system

Okay, this video is actually cool, For the first min, i actually thought that he was serious!



The funniest microsoft error support issues ever by mozey
March 12, 2007, 7:03 pm
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Okay, my jaw hurts!. So this must be good, i thought i would share it with you fine people. The following are actual support issues from Microsoft website.

  1. Computer randmonly plays classical music
  2. Your password must be 17880 charecters long and cannot be the previous 30689 passwords
  3. Hair color of the “person” icon for a user group becomes gray if the group contains more than 500 users
  4. Dancer does not start when music plays
  5. XADM: Remove All Does Not Remove Everything
  6. Calculator Does Not Reliably Subtract Two Numbers in Windows
  7. Mouse Doesn’t Work with MS-DOS Shell
  8. Computer Hangs After 49.7 Days

Dancer doesn’t start when music plays!!!, can you REALLY blam that on ANYTHING computer related!. My favorite is the Mouse doesn’t work with ms-dos, THIS IS WINDOWS mentality at its fineset!.

LOL, hope you enjoyed that.



Funny math and physics proofs by mozey
March 11, 2007, 8:04 am
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But before the proofs, we have an animated gif created at clipmann.com, (also, clipmann.com does custom watermarks and lulz comic strips)

proof_women_are_evil.gifmathematical proof that 1 is equal to 2more knowledge less moneyThis is another set of funny math/physics stuff!. The first one is a proof that women ARE EVIL. The second one is a proof that 1=2, SERIOUSLY, think about what step was wrong! 🙂 i’ll give you a hint, but you have to read it backwards “oReZ yB eDiVeD tNaC UoY”. The third one WILL SHOW YOU without a doubt that the less that you know, the more money you make!. Seriously!, we laugh now!, but FUDGE!.