Virus In Training

STOP stealing my bananas by mozey
May 30, 2008, 6:19 am
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This is a stap at trying to make the evil monkey here come to a reality. By using, the lolpics animator.

mutha fucking bitch stop stealing my banans

mutha fucking bitch no no not the pooper

Why excessive masterbation is bad for you by mozey
October 9, 2007, 1:46 pm
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The one and only reason:

1: It will cause unbalanced growth in muscles!!

unbalanced muscle growth is caused by excessive masterbation

If you have enjoyed this, you might like the following:

1: How to prevent your computer from EVER getting a virus.

Breakup billboard, FUNNY stuff by mozey

This animation (gif) was created using, (it also can do comic strips).

NOW THATS A PISSED OFF WIFE, well, ex wife i guess. funny breakup billboard message

Funny news paper ads by mozey
October 2, 2007, 7:02 pm
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 Mmmm, i think i may go with the one week old turkey with the half bitten drumstick!. Funny news paper ads, bloopers or not, these advertisments are so halarious

Web 5.0 by mozey
May 30, 2007, 10:58 pm
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Okay, so we’ll all be wearing silver jackets!. SHINY, silver jackets. This jacket is controlled by a microchip which has unlimited ram and clock speed (made possible by quantum computing 2.0, a second version of quantum computing especially designed for silver jackets). The jacket is a direct implementation of DLA (Dynamic Limbs Allocation), you see in the future, our water is going to be radio active, so we had to address this issue by making the number of “arms” a jacket has COMPLETLY dynamic!. And yes, trojan condoms had to consider similar technologies! (DPA)

The chip on the jacket is wired to our head!, which acts as telepathic modem to the WWW. Since spamming will NEVER be solved, you have to wear a helmet which will act as a hardware firewall. A common trend among teenagers is to get high by taking thier hat off for a given number of times which will cause the spam to DOS (Deny Of Service Attack) the hell out of their brain cells. This act is called “BrainFaulting”.

Thats as much as my labratory testing has led me to share with confidence. So i’ll leave you here, and more to come later.