Virus In Training


Why excessive masterbation is bad for you by mozey
October 9, 2007, 1:46 pm
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The one and only reason:

1: It will cause unbalanced growth in muscles!!

unbalanced muscle growth is caused by excessive masterbation

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Buzzwords 2.0 by mozey
April 19, 2007, 6:08 pm
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Hello everyone, i would like to learn ajax so i can write user driven web 2.0 applications using ruby on rails as my MVC framework. Oh joy!, i wonder what niche am i going to fill next!. I bet that i develop an application where users get to take pictures of themselves RIGHT after they cut HUGE cheeeees!, THEN they get to upload it and RATE IT. OH MY GOD, thats the next BEST idea in the world.

Wait, wait wait a TICK. Is my new social network going to be open for everyone or user invitation only!. HAAA, you see, these are the type of questions you need to answer in order to make it in this ever so competetive world of ours!. YES, i got it, i’ll use google authenitcation, and i WILL make it invetation only!. Watch out myspace, here i come! (waw de ja voo!)

Okay okay, enough talking!, i’m going to get a godaddy hosting account, but exuse me first, i need to go and sniff some my old sox for a while. I heard that if you do that, you IQ will go over three!.