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Okay, so we’ll all be wearing silver jackets!. SHINY, silver jackets. This jacket is controlled by a microchip which has unlimited ram and clock speed (made possible by quantum computing 2.0, a second version of quantum computing especially designed for silver jackets). The jacket is a direct implementation of DLA (Dynamic Limbs Allocation), you see in the future, our water is going to be radio active, so we had to address this issue by making the number of “arms” a jacket has COMPLETLY dynamic!. And yes, trojan condoms had to consider similar technologies! (DPA)
The chip on the jacket is wired to our head!, which acts as telepathic modem to the WWW. Since spamming will NEVER be solved, you have to wear a helmet which will act as a hardware firewall. A common trend among teenagers is to get high by taking thier hat off for a given number of times which will cause the spam to DOS (Deny Of Service Attack) the hell out of their brain cells. This act is called “BrainFaulting”.
Thats as much as my labratory testing has led me to share with confidence. So i’ll leave you here, and more to come later.