Virus In Training

how to prevent your computer from EVER getting a virus by mozey
October 14, 2007, 10:27 pm
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THis animated gif was created at, LOTS of fonts, animate gifs, or comic strips.

and the original image is.

how to prevent your computer from getting a virus

Why excessive masterbation is bad for you by mozey
October 9, 2007, 1:46 pm
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The one and only reason:

1: It will cause unbalanced growth in muscles!!

unbalanced muscle growth is caused by excessive masterbation

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1: How to prevent your computer from EVER getting a virus.

Adsense on revisited by mozey

Okay, first of all. Like many, my favorite blog on is WICKED, LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE.

But if you notice, right on the header of this blog, there exist adsense!. I thought we cant use adsense on a hosted blog!. What gives? does wordpress allow adsense only on higher profile blogs?, if so, how is that defined? Can someone please shed some light on this.

Dr. Phil’s profile on HAS NO PICTURE by mozey
September 28, 2007, 9:59 pm
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Thats right people, it seems that is under heavy development of somekind of a social network platform. Which is GOOD, good idea!, and i tell you, i do NOT have a myspace account, but once this thing is up and running. I’m in.

EITHERWAYS, naturally, Dr.phil must be a user of his own system!. and fair enough, i found his profile. And i guess because this is in its early development stages. He never got around uploading his picture, 🙂 i took a snap shot of it just incase he does add his picture later!. In which case, it would make this post seem really silly.


Dr.phil’s profile on has no picture of him


Real Life Contextual Advertisement by mozey
April 21, 2007, 1:34 pm
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So i have received a bunch of pictures to my mailbox as a forward from a friend that i HAD to share with everyone. Its a series of BRILLIANT advertisement which incorporate physical elements around them. VERY eye catching and defiantly not your everyday billboard. Check out the first few,

Consumers tend to build blindness to a marketing method if it got over used, such as your everyday bulletin boards. These type of ads will break such pattern and actually attract the attention more effectively.

I bet that it would be easier to implement on the web since the functionalities of a web app are limited (with respect to physical objects in real life). one million blog mark at may 10th by mozey
April 10, 2007, 11:03 pm
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As of today, April 10th, around noonish GMT. There are 851,462 wordpress blogs. Meaning, we need 148,538 more blogs to reach the 1 MILLION blog mark. In this post i will attempt to do a half a55ed stab to guess as to when this will take place.

Blog creation and deletion per day against time should be the two variables we need, both could be found here. Naturally, i’m going to base my estimate based on today’s graphs:

blog deletionblogstats

Now, i’m too lazy to actually work out best fit line and estimate the way the function grows and then integrate it with somewhat of a sharp confidence intervals, SO i’m just going to draw how i THINK these graphs will look like in the future, get some average points on times that i picked out of a hat!, and i get this:

prediction of blog deletionblog growth

OKAY, doing a little bit of math and we’ll get our answer.

Days left for 1 million blog mark = average number of sign-ups a day – average number of deletion a day / 148538

Dayts left for 1 million blog mark is = 148538 / (3963 – 280) = 40 days (after rounding down from 40.331)

Which means that on may 10th of 2007,’s blog count will be one MILLION blog

I CANNOT START describing how horried the math that i just did is!, some of you are thanking your dear lord that i’m not doing this for living 🙂 BUT COMMON, there is’nt much to do around the office today, and i was reminiscing about first year math!.

Computers and music by mozey
April 5, 2007, 5:16 pm
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When i was in the 12th grade, i had NO IDEA what i was going to study in university. Knowing that i can play a MEAN guitar, i wanted to study jazz. But the family talked me out of it. Weather or not that was a good call!, i donno. But Computer Science & math did’nt seem like such a boring subject to me so i went for it.

I remember the FIRST day of my university. I told myself that i was going to build SOMETHING computer sciency to do with music. Then i forgot about this dream altogether. Now, nearly 8 years later. I’m coming sooo close, i can smell it 🙂

  • Remember, remember the 5th of september,
  • USB syncing, a 71 fender,