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The funniest microsoft error support issues ever by mozey
March 12, 2007, 7:03 pm
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Okay, my jaw hurts!. So this must be good, i thought i would share it with you fine people. The following are actual support issues from Microsoft website.

  1. Computer randmonly plays classical music
  2. Your password must be 17880 charecters long and cannot be the previous 30689 passwords
  3. Hair color of the “person” icon for a user group becomes gray if the group contains more than 500 users
  4. Dancer does not start when music plays
  5. XADM: Remove All Does Not Remove Everything
  6. Calculator Does Not Reliably Subtract Two Numbers in Windows
  7. Mouse Doesn’t Work with MS-DOS Shell
  8. Computer Hangs After 49.7 Days

Dancer doesn’t start when music plays!!!, can you REALLY blam that on ANYTHING computer related!. My favorite is the Mouse doesn’t work with ms-dos, THIS IS WINDOWS mentality at its fineset!.

LOL, hope you enjoyed that.

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The funniest workflow charts on the internet by mozey
March 11, 2007, 1:55 am
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PEOPLE, PLEASE CHECK OUT MY NEW BLOG.

Armegeddon workflow funny chartgeek dating flowchartkatrina disastar workflowBasic trouble shooting workflow

Thats right, i spent few lunch times looking for this. The first one is really funny, its a long workflow from timed started till now. You must have seen some of them i’m sure.



What do you do for living by mozey
January 16, 2007, 7:18 pm
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  • Scientests: Understand the world around us, and come up with theories and laws that would explain them.
  • Engineers: Glue random sh1t together governed by the laws which the scientests have proofed.
  • Programmers: Programming is to math is like Engineering is to science!
  • Techies: Keep the sh1t that Engineers/Programmers build up and running.
  • Marketers: Sell the sh1t that engineers/programmers build and the techies are maintaining.
  • Managment: Make all the money from the sh1t that was sold. THEN, slam thier hands on a table as they yell, “GOD DAMN IT SADOWSKIE, this is NOT the PRODUCTIVE AREA OF DISCUSSION!”.
  • A55holes: Convince you that you will be in controle of your life and that you need to give them money!
  • Govnerment workers: Soleless zombies who have the IQ of a thumtack.
  • Artists: Hippies, god damn hippies, and we love them.