The funniest microsoft error support issues ever
Okay, my jaw hurts!. So this must be good, i thought i would share it with you fine people. The following are actual support issues from Microsoft website.
- Computer randmonly plays classical music
- Your password must be 17880 charecters long and cannot be the previous 30689 passwords
- Hair color of the “person” icon for a user group becomes gray if the group contains more than 500 users
- Dancer does not start when music plays
- XADM: Remove All Does Not Remove Everything
- Calculator Does Not Reliably Subtract Two Numbers in Windows
- Mouse Doesn’t Work with MS-DOS Shell
- Computer Hangs After 49.7 Days
Dancer doesn’t start when music plays!!!, can you REALLY blam that on ANYTHING computer related!. My favorite is the Mouse doesn’t work with ms-dos, THIS IS WINDOWS mentality at its fineset!.
LOL, hope you enjoyed that.
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The funniest workflow charts on the internet
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Thats right, i spent few lunch times looking for this. The first one is really funny, its a long workflow from timed started till now. You must have seen some of them i’m sure.
What do you do for living
- Scientests: Understand the world around us, and come up with theories and laws that would explain them.
- Engineers: Glue random sh1t together governed by the laws which the scientests have proofed.
- Programmers: Programming is to math is like Engineering is to science!
- Techies: Keep the sh1t that Engineers/Programmers build up and running.
- Marketers: Sell the sh1t that engineers/programmers build and the techies are maintaining.
- Managment: Make all the money from the sh1t that was sold. THEN, slam thier hands on a table as they yell, “GOD DAMN IT SADOWSKIE, this is NOT the PRODUCTIVE AREA OF DISCUSSION!”.
- A55holes: Convince you that you will be in controle of your life and that you need to give them money!
- Govnerment workers: Soleless zombies who have the IQ of a thumtack.
- Artists: Hippies, god damn hippies, and we love them.
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