Virus In Training

Doughnut Transformer by mozey
May 31, 2008, 1:13 am
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Some poor guy was not allowed past airport security b/c of his shirt!!!

Two funny oxymoronisms by mozey
November 8, 2007, 4:43 pm
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Constant Variable:

This is a term used in programming which refers to variables that are declared with one particular value. For instance,
PI = 3.14

BUT COMMON, how can something that vary in be constant!.

None refundable deposit:

I have been apartment hunting lately, and few landlords said that i can indeed bring in my pet (mimi poopoo, she’s a French feminist) for a none refundable deposit of 300 dollars.

HOW CAN A DEPOSIT be none refundable!. what the hall?!?!, and do not get me wrong, i’m reasonable, but USE THE PROPER TERMINOLOGY PEOPLE. If they would have called it “taking your money for no reason other than we can fee”, i would be okay with it.

Breakup billboard, FUNNY stuff by mozey

This animation (gif) was created using, (it also can do comic strips).

NOW THATS A PISSED OFF WIFE, well, ex wife i guess. funny breakup billboard message

Diet water watter bottles, get yours today by mozey
October 2, 2007, 6:59 pm
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I had the hardest time trying to quit water. Until i found this product, now i drink water as much as i want, 🙂

Diet water bottles

Buzzwords 2.0 by mozey
April 19, 2007, 6:08 pm
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Hello everyone, i would like to learn ajax so i can write user driven web 2.0 applications using ruby on rails as my MVC framework. Oh joy!, i wonder what niche am i going to fill next!. I bet that i develop an application where users get to take pictures of themselves RIGHT after they cut HUGE cheeeees!, THEN they get to upload it and RATE IT. OH MY GOD, thats the next BEST idea in the world.

Wait, wait wait a TICK. Is my new social network going to be open for everyone or user invitation only!. HAAA, you see, these are the type of questions you need to answer in order to make it in this ever so competetive world of ours!. YES, i got it, i’ll use google authenitcation, and i WILL make it invetation only!. Watch out myspace, here i come! (waw de ja voo!)

Okay okay, enough talking!, i’m going to get a godaddy hosting account, but exuse me first, i need to go and sniff some my old sox for a while. I heard that if you do that, you IQ will go over three!.