Virus In Training


Breakup billboard, FUNNY stuff by mozey

This animation (gif) was created using clipmann.com, (it also can do comic strips).

NOW THATS A PISSED OFF WIFE, well, ex wife i guess. funny breakup billboard message

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Trailer Park MySpace by mozey
April 5, 2007, 2:55 pm
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I really hate that website like you will never believe!, so i googled “hate myspace” few mins ago. And it led me to this website 🙂

http://www.ifuckinghatemyspace.com/

Check on the above link to grab a banner like this, they have a couple of good ones too.


I Fucking Hate MySpace

You know, a part of me does’nt like how i playa hate myspace, BUT GOD DAMN IT!. This place is a cyber trailer park!!!, and i really dont like what they are doing to the kids in this country, Or any other unfourtounate country for that matter. I’m done!



break.com pays $2,000 for your videos by mozey
April 4, 2007, 6:35 pm
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A new web 2.0 service break.com is lauched and STRONG. It has been getting serious traffic since late 2006 (so says alexa).

break.com logo
Break.com is a collaborative video sharing website, unlike youtube however, break will pay you $2000 dollars if your video made it to the front page and will also pay you $25 if your video is archived.

I can see what they are attempting to do. To be a bit more selective than youtube in keeping their videos. And also encourage serious video authors to upload their stuff.

I think that unless break.com finds its niche, it wont be around for much longer. Aside from that, paying 2000 dollars per video is better spent on SERIOUS IT development of a NEW web application!

Techies(0) – Salesmen(1)!!!

techies vs salesman good and evil

What do you guys think?



99 cent for info domains at godaddy no strings attached by mozey
March 22, 2007, 5:01 pm
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I was surprised to find out that godaddy is offering .info domains for 99 cents!. There does’nt seem to be any strings attached or anything. No mimial order of any kind. I think those top level domains might not be doing as good as originally anticipated. I wonder what is going on!.

info top level domains for a dollar at godaddy

Even with the low prices, i dont wanna own any .info domains. NO ONE EVER wants them, and SEO based on domain names is not the cool thing any more. (correct me if i’m wrong!, so I HAVE NOTICED, correct me if i’m wrong!)



Why not adsense in wordpress dot com by mozey
March 13, 2007, 7:42 pm
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Adsense has been a blogger’s friend for ages now. I wonder why does’nt wordpress.com allow us to put our own adsense? We do blog for the love it, that i will admit. It totally creeped out on my as a VERY addictive passtime. Having said that, i would still like to make a buck or two if i can!.

I”M SURE this is something that they have talked about, and considered etc. However, nothing i have read or heard about. Does anyone know what does wordpress.com is thinking about adsense?

IF YOU WANT ADSENSE, LET YOUR VOICE BE HEARD, COMMENT TO THIS POST.
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Update:

I just read the following on wordpress’s features page

“To support the service we may occasionally show Google text ads on your blog, however we do this very rarely. In the future you’ll be able to purchase an upgrade to either turn the ads off or show your own ads and make money from your blog.”

SO thats REALLY something to lookforward to. Thank you WP for all of your hard work.



A fake small site sales letter template by mozey
February 26, 2007, 10:24 pm
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High there, if you are reading this letter. Then you probably are wondering as to what this is all about. Keep reading and your life will change 360 degrees.

This letter is a quick template of all small websites which sell you crap that NO ONE NEEDS. The product which i will attempt to sell is THIS VERY POST’S POPULARITY!. My purpose behind this is to try to spread the word among people who STILL pay for useless scrap on-line.

These small websites are usually promoted by PPC adds. Usually starts off by few paragraphs that EVERYONE can relate to. So far i have accomplished that by reminding you of what of websites i’m talking about. You have heard about them? sure you have!.

Somewhere down the list of the first few paragraphs. I will ask you a set of questions that will invoke a SERIOUS emotion in your hart, and SOMEHOW tie that up with what i’m trying to sell you:

  • Can you get over the lost of a loved one?
  • Do you wish you can say to your kids, “Sure, vacation this summer it is!”?
  • Are you afraid of tomorrow? (I actually saw this question!, who the hell is’nt?)

At this stage of the letter, you are probably a bit tender. Ready for an emotional release. So i take the opportunity and try to make up a whole bunch of logical mombo jumbo that serves ONLY ME!. However, using simple misdirection, i’ll make you think that will be super man. I’m about to deminstrate that.

These websites are all over the place. I feel like SH1T for the poor and vulnerable people who fall into this trap. Now, what i want to do is, establish this letter as an example for potential victims to be aware off. The more people who will read this post, the more familiar they will be with the format of these types of scams. I am not claiming that i will clean the Internet. But if i can let,,,,, i donno!, a thousand people not to buy this CRAP. Then i will make the a55holes running these websites about $50,000 less richer. Of-course, the more success the better.

So what do we have here so far!, i just sold you an idea without you knowing really!. So i’m going to rephrase my pitch a way that will guilt trip you into saying yes, Not only that, but i will also make you feel stupid for saying NO to not go with me.

Here it goes, you don’t poor people with low IQ to wast their money that they should be saving in dumb stuff on-line so other a55hole gets richer do you?, you can go ahead and spread the word, but seriously!, do you have the time? How abut the money? it is a VERY hard and difficult process. Or, How would you feel if i told you, that you can save vulnerable and POOR people by simply sharing this post with a friend!?!, just send it to a friend by email or whatever method you would like. And rest assured that you have done your part to make sure that those a55holes don’t make money selling people sh1t they do not need.

At this point of the sales letter, you probably are ready to purchase! so will attempt to close the sale by having the ORDER NOW little form here:

viso logo

Maybe not? okay, so lets put some “time sensitivity” into this, we’ll use the old math trick. Think about this now!, you send one email to five friends who do the same!. This is 3125 emails by level five!. SO this is 3125 * $50 = $15,625 that you would have taken away from the hands of the scamers!!!!! Think about this!, every SECOND you let it go by, you are potentially giving these dipsh1ts $15K. So how about a purchase?

viso logo

If you still not convinced? how about some “testimonials” so here they are.

Anna-Margarita MacFarsin

I am 34 with 23 cats. I SHOULD’NT be trusted with money!, but crule fate has lead me a position where i’m making six figures income KNOWING the fact that i have the IQ of a Pez Dispenser,,,,,,, the older models!,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, a broken older model. Nasty world huh!?, either-ways, instead of purchasing a CD which makes me happy and sexy. I ended up giving all of my money to my boyfriend in Nigeria who’s mother is having a Love transplant surgery. We hav’nt met before, but hopefully soon 🙂

Danial Billy johns

I was really close to getting a piece of crap on-line, but a friend of mine forwarded me this fake letter, and now, i’m not going to.

Clinton Jazz

After being burned 59 times (this month), i’m NOT GOING TO PURCHASE ANY MORE crap from small rip off websites. Thanks to this post your reading.

Purchase now, make sure that your VOICE IS HEARD. Stop A55holes from legitimately taking your money. Increase your IQ count by !!!, enough for you not to get ANYTHING from ANY SMALL WEBSITE EVER AGAIN.

viso logo

Need more talking to!, thats cool, here is the hot part. ORDER IN THE NEXT LITTLE WHILE AND I WILL INCLUDE:

  • A good hand shake and a “way to go boss”
  • The opportunity to digg my story
  • An ebook which i will send to you upon your request

A $12389172039812 DOLLAR VALUE FOR FREE.
How about a decent warentee!?!?!, let me rephrase, a decent SOUNDING warentee. But it must have a hidden meaning which makes it useless in court.

100% WARENTEE

If you have forwarded this message to a friend and did not feel IMIDIATLY better about yourself as a human being. I will refund you every single penny you have paid for this product.

Order Today, Dont be gay, Smoke a jay, and find a lay.

 

viso logo

ou know!, i’m not saying that their products are all bad. Every once a while, i do see something which is ACTUALLY cool and worth purchasing. BUT, no one, and i mean NO ONE UNDER ANY CONDITIONS should be making financial decisions based on emotional feelings. And since these small websites will manipulate you emotionally, they are EVIL!. That’s what pimps and hustlers do!. Do not be tricked!



front page in wordpress finally by mozey
February 20, 2007, 2:05 am
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HELL YEAHH HOMMES!, it was’nt that bad either. More on the details later, but here is my touchdown dance.

made wordpress frontpage

Well, just incase your a NoN BeLieVa Ova PlaYa HatTa, i got the proper documentaion to prove it. The law does NOT lie, behold the picture above this paragraph.

Now this is no miraculous blogstory or anything like that but i do think it is interesting. Couple of days ago, i FINALLY convinced myself to submit to digg one of my posts. I decide to submit a bunch of pictures i got as a forward! check out the post for more details, it was cool to see a thousand and a bit hits a day!. LONG way to go 🙂 but “virus in training” is getting there.

Next stop digg.