Virus In Training


Why excessive masterbation is bad for you by mozey
October 9, 2007, 1:46 pm
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The one and only reason:

1: It will cause unbalanced growth in muscles!!

unbalanced muscle growth is caused by excessive masterbation

If you have enjoyed this, you might like the following:

1: How to prevent your computer from EVER getting a virus.



Breakup billboard, FUNNY stuff by mozey

This animation (gif) was created using clipmann.com, (it also can do comic strips).

NOW THATS A PISSED OFF WIFE, well, ex wife i guess. funny breakup billboard message



Diet water watter bottles, get yours today by mozey
October 2, 2007, 6:59 pm
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I had the hardest time trying to quit water. Until i found this product, now i drink water as much as i want, 🙂

Diet water bottles



Nutritious Flax Seed Mix by mozey
September 15, 2007, 3:55 am
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I have no medical, nutrition, pharmaceutical, or cooking background!!

However, I did run out of my flax seed pills once, so I had to get creative.  I had grinded flax seeds at home in a bag. They taste really bad mixed with pretty much with anything, so I boiled them and then filtered that. I drank the juice that came out. Here are some pictures of my EvIl InVeNtIoN.

Flexeed extractflax seed filtered.



Trailer Park MySpace by mozey
April 5, 2007, 2:55 pm
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I really hate that website like you will never believe!, so i googled “hate myspace” few mins ago. And it led me to this website 🙂

http://www.ifuckinghatemyspace.com/

Check on the above link to grab a banner like this, they have a couple of good ones too.


I Fucking Hate MySpace

You know, a part of me does’nt like how i playa hate myspace, BUT GOD DAMN IT!. This place is a cyber trailer park!!!, and i really dont like what they are doing to the kids in this country, Or any other unfourtounate country for that matter. I’m done!



Does it make me a bad person by mozey
March 17, 2007, 7:45 pm
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OKAY, THIS IS A MEAN POST!, sorry! dont read any further!.

Does it make me a bad person that my eyes bleed when i read an article that has 2.0 in it!? seriously, by b4115 hurt!, those are the same people who got excited when the term E-Commerce came about right before the IT crash. They were all like:

ewhhhhhhhh ewhhhhhhh, e-commerce and internet, internet and e-commerce blablablablabla, i use big words to hide the fact that i have the IQ of a beer bottle,,,,,,,,,,, with urine in it. OWOH, HOLD ON!, i have to go and study for my MICROSOFT CERTIFICATION. This next module is fairly challanging, it talks about how the registery “works” (please notice the qoutes)! hahah, i’m such a world class IT professional. I have to be excused, my personal held device is ringing. It must be time for my daily personal blog where i got to talk about the effects of “Toothpick 2.0” and the resturant industry. There i go with my chai late with extra foam and side Italian Biscati.

That did feel a bit better!, i must admit



operating system moscot war apple penguin windows and beastie by mozey
March 14, 2007, 7:19 pm
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PEOPLE, PLEASE CHECK OUT MY NEW BLOG.

Okay, so OS’s have been taking stabs at each other for ever. And they will continue to do so!. So i spent some time to look up some funny graphics of these “stabes”.

I’m sure that are plenty more, and i hope that i will have many more to come. I COULD’NT FIND ANYTHING for solaris!, let meknow peolpe!.

beastie-breaking-windowsfreebsd-beastie-does-linuxfreebsd-beastie-kills-linuxbill-gates-bitten-linuxbill-gates-stealing-maclinux log in a mac logosome other funny picture with linux and vistawindows trojan going into an apple’s system

Okay, this video is actually cool, For the first min, i actually thought that he was serious!