Okay, my jaw hurts!. So this must be good, i thought i would share it with you fine people. The following are actual support issues from Microsoft website.
- Computer randmonly plays classical music
- Your password must be 17880 charecters long and cannot be the previous 30689 passwords
- Hair color of the “person” icon for a user group becomes gray if the group contains more than 500 users
- Dancer does not start when music plays
- XADM: Remove All Does Not Remove Everything
- Calculator Does Not Reliably Subtract Two Numbers in Windows
- Mouse Doesn’t Work with MS-DOS Shell
- Computer Hangs After 49.7 Days
Dancer doesn’t start when music plays!!!, can you REALLY blam that on ANYTHING computer related!. My favorite is the Mouse doesn’t work with ms-dos, THIS IS WINDOWS mentality at its fineset!.
LOL, hope you enjoyed that.
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Thats right, i spent few lunch times looking for this. The first one is really funny, its a long workflow from timed started till now. You must have seen some of them i’m sure.
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Here is couple of more since everyone enjoyed this post.
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Acourding to the wordpress weblog, a hacker managed to switch latest.zip with his version that includes some malicious code of some sort. Thats cool and all, sh1t does happend!, but i had to show my client the final version of his website in about half an hour 😐 so SERIOUSLY, good timing!!!!!
Hopefully they will run security audits on thier systems. I would assume that many WhItE HaT HaCkErS out there will be willing to offer thier help. I definatly would, but i’m not THAT hard core. Well, i used to get free print credits in colledge. Also, i got few assignments here and there!. Eitherways, If you know a thing or two about php/MySql security exploits, they probably could use your help!.
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When i was a kid, we used to learn lessons by copying down a series of questions and answers on the board. Now when i look back at it!, it is somewhat insulting actually!. Give me your answer, give me your lesson, but do NOT tell me what i should be asking!. Eitherways, here is a little thing i was thinking about in QA format.
- Q: What is the hardest thing about going your own path?
- A: holding down the grass for a while.
- Q: Is life complicated?
- A: Nope, just difficult.
- Q: What should i do?
- A: It, DOWWAAAAAIITTTTT.
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So i had a dream that Bruce Lee looked at me and said:
It is not the technology that matter, it is the professional administering it.
I have been thinking about this for some while now. A good sys admin will use which ever tools in his disposal to make what YOU want happen. Well, this is a sweeping overstatment!, but there is some truth to it.
Keeping that in mind, it would be a nifty idea to create a competition for sys admins which consist of a well defined problem, some hardware, and some time to put them together. We have had programming competitions in university, but they were very algorithmic in nature, and very pgorammy.
I think the dude from plentyoffish.com would do a good job at them!. Geees, 2 million hits an HOUR, with ONE WINDOWS WEB SERVER!. How the hell (checkout plentyoffish.wordpress.com)!!!!
There few types of sys admins, i’m talking about the ones who design systems. Not just maintain it. Usually they differ by years of experience and Seniority.
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